Thirsty?

I keep trying to find a context within which to share this with you, but I'm at a loss. I saw this a while ago on the Die Line Blog. Anyway, this parody on Vitamin Water just cracks me up. If only I had had some Meat Water during that dismal heat wave this past weekend!

Whether you're in need of a meaty refreshment for breakfast, lunch or dinner, they've got you covered. Is this commentary on our overly-processed artificially-fortified "foods of the future" or just fun? You decide.

You'll find amusing tidbits throughout the site, including product descriptions like this:

Prosciutto, champignons, gorgonzola cheese, with a drippy crust

Remember John Travolta strutting down the street chowing on his double slices in Saturday Night Fever? Well we recreate the flavor of a brick-oven Bay Ridge slice by taking Tuscan prosciutto, San Marzano tomatoes, stinky gorgonzola, champignons and a hint of basil and putting all that into a super-nutricious Energy Drink that won’t get tomato sauce on your polyester suit!

A real college flashback for a true world champion.

Enjoy cold. Enjoy warm. Enjoy hot!

Click here for some refreshment.