Whether you're in need of a meaty refreshment for breakfast, lunch or dinner, they've got you covered. Is this commentary on our overly-processed artificially-fortified "foods of the future" or just fun? You decide.
You'll find amusing tidbits throughout the site, including product descriptions like this:
Prosciutto, champignons, gorgonzola cheese, with a drippy crust
Remember John Travolta strutting down the street chowing on his double slices in Saturday Night Fever? Well we recreate the flavor of a brick-oven Bay Ridge slice by taking Tuscan prosciutto, San Marzano tomatoes, stinky gorgonzola, champignons and a hint of basil and putting all that into a super-nutricious Energy Drink that won’t get tomato sauce on your polyester suit!
A real college flashback for a true world champion.
Enjoy cold. Enjoy warm. Enjoy hot!